10 Reasons Why @innocent Is Our Favourite Brand On Twitter.
We're Not Joking.
Published On March. 2nd, 2016, at 5:00 p.m.
Written By:Dimwit Central Staff
1. When their #OscarsPredictions were spot on.
#OscarsPredictions 96.7% of British people will sleep through the entire ceremony.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 28, 2016
2. This "humble pie chart".
In this week's newsletter we learn how to be humble. Which is great of us, really. https://t.co/PutUcIRpfV pic.twitter.com/luVb5dOq8I
— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 27, 2016
3. Their customer service, even when it's not about smoothies.
1 Blot oil with paper towel
— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 25, 2016
2 Apply baking soda
3 Rub in
4 Leave for 15 mins
5 Brush powder off
Regards, Winston. https://t.co/Pal48JPtT0
4. When their customer service is provided by a dog.
We've left him in charge of our Twitter feed for a while, in case anyone wants to #AskWinston anything pic.twitter.com/cySXINmCSP
— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 25, 2016
5. Their flawless marketing strategies.
[You close Twitter]
— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 23, 2016
[You try to sleep]
["Smoothies," your subconscious whispers]
["Don't forget about the smoothies."]
[#MoreMarketing]
6. Their ability to represent all of us British people.
The perfect storm #ElizabethLine pic.twitter.com/j7yVpYx7xo
— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 23, 2016
7. When they help you realise how impractical milkshakes truly are.
Milkshakes might bring all the boys to the yard, but smoothies taste nice and don't require you to remove strangers from your property.
— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 29, 2015
8. When they know what their most important tweets are.
As of today, we've sent 70,000 tweets. Let's take a look back at some of the most important ones. pic.twitter.com/E5IjW72YWp
— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 18, 2016
9. Their sound love advice.
Give your loved one a #ValentinesDay present they'll never forget. pic.twitter.com/SoGzIwXzqj
— innocent drinks (@innocent) February 12, 2016
10. The time that they made the first ever upside down hashtag trend.
It's official. We did it #ʎɐpɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ pic.twitter.com/EgfxEOyqfE
— innocent drinks (@innocent) January 26, 2016
Believe it or not this article wasn't sponsored (innocent contact us if you want to change that), we just love smoothies.
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